I picked out my favourite lines from the update and tried my best
Oh man my Calliope is just a really breathless limey with a mild stutter I’m so sorry
Photoshop did a Homestuck character on me and died halfway through
I managed to salvage what was left
I’ve wanted to do this for a while and I finally have an excuse.
Alright the notice is down so I can post it like this
bby u light UUp my world like nobody else!
for those of you wondering uwu
(screencapped from theoi.com)
WOW WHAT A PLOT TWIST
WHAT A TWIST INDEED